Why I Want A Security Camera Digital Video Recorder For Christmas

Man I hope that either my wife or Santa Claus reads this because I really want a security camera digital video recorder for Christmas this year and I will tell you why. Actually there are a lot of reasons why I want a security camera digital video recorder for Christmas. First and foremost is for what I seem to be missing out on by not having a security camera digital video recorder. For example, the other day I was sitting here at my desk working away when I heard a loud slamming noise, some voices that sounded like my neighbors’ voices screaming, then the sound of at least two cars speeding away. I get up to see what is going on and there is nothing to see anymore. I missed it and if I had a security camera digital video recorder I wouldn't miss obvious cool stuff like that.

Another reason that I want a security camera digital video recorder is for my refrigerator. Someone keeps drinking all of my Pepsi and I want to find out who it is. My wife blames my son and my son blames my wife. If I had a security camera digital video recorder I could find out who is really drinking all of my Pepsi and dispense the appropriate justice. Something tells me that my chances of having my wife buy me a security camera digital video recorder for this purpose are slim to none but I can still try.

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I love watching the shows on television that feature security camera videos only because you can really tell who has an old tape security camera and who has bothered to invest in a security camera digital video recorder. With the old tape ones you watch and wonder if that is a guy robbing a bank or a monkey eating a banana. With the new digital ones you can not only tell that it is a guy robbing a bank bit you can also read the label on his shirt and the manufacturer’s name off the gun he is using.

I, like most guys, am an addict to new technology and someday I will own a security camera digital video recorder that I can use to keep justice in my home and keep my neighborhood safe from banana eating monkeys. I wonder if when I get my new camera I will find out that it was actually Santa Claus that has been drinking my Pepsi all along? How would he have gotten a key to my house?